"Creation verses Evolution verses ... something else?"

I can't even imagine why we were created, it almost makes me believe in the theory of Evolution.  I mean "WHY" would God even create humanity. I mean, if we are honest about it, we are a negative on this planet. So when I honestly think about it, the only logical reason I could come up with, is to say the Creation of humans was an accident. It had to be. 

I don't know how it happened, but what I think is that God laughed, and we were the result, kind of like, accidentally farting when you cough. Oh, the "Religions" ( all of them) have all kinds of religious-pork when it comes to explaining our existence, and I've heard them all, and truthfully speaking, they don't make any sense, what so ever ... and I think they know it and have made up their reasons as a way of making excuses for God's rotten Creation. I mean, what logical reason could there be? Do you think that the GOD created us for companionship? Lonely, that's not how I perceive, God. Or because He/She/It, wanted our love ... what, God has low self-esteem! Or so that we could serve Him/Her/It, now that's a pretty picture, God needing His or Her "ego" boosted by a bunch of groveling misfits! No, my friend, none of it makes any sense; so therefor, I have concluded that we were not an action, but a reaction, the result of another action. And I'd like to think that God is happy, so She or He or It, laughed, and we were farted out.

Peace Be With You

#Mayor Mark says: So you think it's a SIN to suggest that God farts? Well, I think it's a SIN to say that anyone who thinks differently than you is going to, Hell.

 

Bastrop, TX 10/20/2026